How to Hypnotize A Man in Fifteen Seconds

Hypnosis is a fascinating technology, especially when done well. One can hardly do it better than this:

Gaze Deeply: Soon You Will Obey by artsyandroid

Preliminary testing has shown that this T-shirt can induce a deep hypnotic trance in 93% of men and raise 6% of corpses from the dead.

The power of the twin spirals (or "hypnodiscs"), combined with the undeniably fascination of a woman's form (or "boobs"), create a synergy that must be experienced to be believed. The technical term is "hypno-boobs."

The T-shirt not only induces a hypnotic trance: it contains a hypnotic suggestion: Soon You Will Obey. Through the power of hypnosis, the entire process of courtship has been captured on a T-shirt!