Hindenburg FAIL T-shirt

Commemorate one of the great "FAIL" moments of the last century! The Zeppelin company had a perfect safety record for years. Then the Hindenburg had a bit of an accident over Lakehurst Naval Air Station in New Jersey.

Nothing quite says "Whoops" like seven million cubic feet of hydrogen bursting into flame.

Was it sabotage or an accident? Either way, it was easily in the Top Ten Epic Fails of the Twentieth Century. Wear it with pride, in the knowledge that, no matter what happens, you'll never screw up this big.

Hindenburg Fail by artsyandroid

Outsource Immigration? Brain-Teaser T-Shirt

Here at the Artsy Android, we disapprove of politics. It's noisy and doesn't involve enough cool high-tech gadgets. But we like political T-shirts anyway, provided that they don't actually make any sense!

Our latest venture is our "Outsource Immigration" T-shirt, which gives the impression of combining two issues in an innovative way, though we're pretty sure that the shirt means nothing at all. We hope so, anyway.

Mystify your friends! With a little luck, they will be impressed by the depth and subtlety of your insight. Wouldn't that be a welcome change?

Outsource Immigration by artsyandroid

Friday Night Party-Girl T-Shirt

Inspired by Alice in Wonderland, this semi-jaded, Friday-night party-girl T-shirt says it all.

What the Hell, It's Friday Night by artsyandroid

How to Hypnotize A Man in Fifteen Seconds

Hypnosis is a fascinating technology, especially when done well. One can hardly do it better than this:

Gaze Deeply: Soon You Will Obey by artsyandroid

Preliminary testing has shown that this T-shirt can induce a deep hypnotic trance in 93% of men and raise 6% of corpses from the dead.

The power of the twin spirals (or "hypnodiscs"), combined with the undeniably fascination of a woman's form (or "boobs"), create a synergy that must be experienced to be believed. The technical term is "hypno-boobs."

The T-shirt not only induces a hypnotic trance: it contains a hypnotic suggestion: Soon You Will Obey. Through the power of hypnosis, the entire process of courtship has been captured on a T-shirt!

A T-Shirt for T-Shirt Haters

Here at Artsy Android, we have a T-shirt for everyone. Don't like T-shirts? You're in luck -- we have a T-shirt just for you! We call it, "No T-Shirts." Check it out:

No T-Shirts by artsyandroid
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